File this under “Dorktastic.” iRes Technology on Wednesday released its wearable mini camcorder, capable of recording up to seven hours of video and audio.

Called the uCorder, the gadget measures 3.5 inches long, one inch wide and half an inch thick — small enough to fit in a shirt pocket or down Charlie Sorrel’s left nostril, which should help him keep his finger out for a few minutes. The cam shoots 640-by-480 video in AVI format; there’s also an option to record audio only as WAV.

Two models are available: $80 for the 1GB and $100 for the 2GB.

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