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Self-Winding Christmas Illumination Holder is ‘Amazing’

Posted in October 29th, 2009
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Self-Winding Christmas Light Holder is ‘Amazing’

Unless you’re one of those nutjobs who pretends that it is Christmas every single day, you will need to disentangle your fairy-lights precisely once a year. For me, it’s a Christmas tradition, as much a part of the festivities as drinking heavily, arguing with my parents and returning my gifts to the store.

But now you will never have to deal with knots of green cable and plastic flowers again. For the paltry sum of $20 you can buy the Store’em, a motorized spool which will wind and dispense your holiday lights in a tangle-free and effortless manner. Think it’s pointless? Think again. Here’s a testimonial on the product page from happy owner Adam:

I’m amazed at how much time I have saved from having the Stor’em driver and spool set.

Amazed! To be fair, Adam was using the spindle to wind other cables in a care-free, devil-may-care fashion, so he may have saved more time than would a once-a-year user. Still not convinced? Here’s what another customer, Colin, has to say: “it was the best $20 I ever spent!” So impressed was Colin that he then went on and “bought more spools.”

It would seem that the Stor’em is the most amazing gadget since the iPhone , which you will remember was also called the “Jesus Phone”, a Christmas-related coincidence. And there is more! For those of you who still have the use of your hands, there is a motor-free version, for the low, low price of $11.50.

So, if you value your time at all (and you should, as you only get one run on this earth) then you should go out and buy one of these right now. Used annually, you should make back the time spent driving to the store in as little as ten or twenty years. Four AA batteries required.

Product page [No Light Mess. Thanks, Eric and Joe!]

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