Smartphone in your behind slot? Burst screen when we wave down on a wooden barstool. Front slot? You’re asking for nasty scratches should we chuck alittle keys in there. A fix, assumingly, have been wtfJeans, denim written for tool lovers. They sport micro-fiber pockets to protect those screens, a hidden memory stick pocket to keep your infos semi-secure, as well as even additional stuffing as well as protection in special places for masculine wearers. Postulated, a styling is the bit… argumentative, perhaps even Kris Kross inspired, but we’re digging a demeanour — and a website, which encourages we to “wear them FTW” as well as offers special European beta pricing of €59 ($80) for a first 100 pairs. After that only 900 more will be done, and we’re guessing they’ll sell out quick, so sequence soon or we could be st randed wearing TLA-free pants. Indolent unboxing video after a break!

[Thanks, Tomislav]