We never did utterly get the name of Nokia’s antecedent slider — it positively isn’t a C7, as well as it’s apparently not a N9 — though regardless of what you call the dearly over, its tour is over. In what will no disbelief be a sincerely familiar tale to readers everywhere, TechnoBuffalo saw the phone remotely wiped right prior to their eyes, and Negri Electronics (our strange source) says they’ve got private investigators breathing down their necks for the device. Stalwart to the sour finish, RM-626 gave one final opening before it forsaken. See a 4-inch handset play an embedded YouTube video after a mangle if you contingency, but be certain to stop at a 5:45 symbol. For loyal phone lovers, a rest is too unpleasant to watch.

[Thanks, Larry N.]